Stripes and splotches

I don't think I really like this card

but I suspect it will get thrown

away anyway, so I'm not going

to worry about it too much.

I can't tell if I got the 'Happy birthday'

straight or not, with the lines going 

across, but I guess it doesn't matter

because I often put things crooked

on purpose because I can't get them

straight.  The joke "I can't cut straight

with a ruler" is not really a joke.  I can

cut something crooked on the paper 

cutter, too.  True story.  It's quite

aggravating actually.

 

This is going to be a long day, I 

can tell.  It hasn't been going so

well so far and it's only 8:35.  I

hope it gets better.

 

Happy Friday!